Frantic Friday : The Early Edition.... (NSFW)

WOW !

Despite Frantic Fridays being the largest hit posts of the week, I really didn't expect the onslaught of IM's and e-mails because I took one week off. Jebuz you people are pervs. :)

So going into this week when I realized that I'd have to miss this weeks edition as well, I was like YIKES !

So not being one to purposely go about letting you down, Frantic Friday has come to a Thursday instead this week.

Besides....... What the Hell? If Das Goat can make Get up and Move Monday's rock over to a Tuesday instead, who am I to say that the odd Frantic Friday can't happen on any other day?

So since I'm out of town again this week, I guess I really do owe you all two now don't I? Two it is then! Seems like an appropriate theme anyhow, based on the content in the messages being sent from missing Frantic Friday last week. It appears what the vast majority of you really missed last week was the :


Yeah, I'd definitely say you folks have a fixation issue with :


I was just a little surprised at how many of you pointed out the different aspects of :


that you missed.

Hell honestly, I didn't even realize that there were so many different aspects of them!

So many of you bitched about not seeing any :


that I almost thought it was it's own food group!

Then there was the group of you ready to burst over the lack of :


under boob!

Who knew I was letting you down so?

Of course several mentioned the more subtle aspects that were just plain missed. The most popular of which of course, was the missing :


There was also some drunk out in Wisconsin that happened to mention, that he was a little greedier than most. That poor bugger was missing :


the whole enchilada.

I personally think you're all freaks! I couldn't believe all the nasty things directed my way, just because I skipped one measley Frantic Friday!

I think you should all take a good hard look at joining some type of therapy group or something! I mean if it's really that bad, shouldn't there be a help or support group like :


or something?

Don't get mad or take it all personal and shit. I'm just saying there may be a problem here folks!

I just sit back as a working kid in my :


and I try to be objective, based on the requests being made.

I mean, it's not like you're all full of :


and crap, 24/7.

It's just that apparently, you're all under some type of bizzare Boob influence or something. Which really makes me wonder, is there such a thing as a :


Sure makes one ponder!

I can't say if it's a pandemic right now or not, perhaps it's nothing but that old "moth to a flame" thing going on. I mean, it could be exactly like that right? If it works that way for kids and :


why wouldn't it be possible that the Female Breast could hold such immense :


over a group of Frantic Friday Poker Bloggers?

It could happen, NO?

I'm just saying that I'd personally like to see a few of you out there, ease off the boobie throttle just a touch. Maybe find yourselves another hobby like Hockey, Golf, Frolf or even a little light :


perhaps.

I don't know about you, but when I'm :


I always feel one hell of a lot better about myself!

And seriously! Look at how well it's worked out for BadBlood and his :


gunz of steel!

There's also that thing that The Doc always says too. You can NEVER, EVER go wrong with that age old adage :


is how I want to play! (or something like that)

Whatever helps get you through the day, is what I'm trying to say I guess.

I don't really think I have the right to judge you all that much anyways do I? Lord knows that I have more than a couple of similar addictions myself!

Just the other day in fact I caught myself being fascinated by this :


curvacious little Asian. She was wearing a great pair of :


boots that for some reason my first thought was, The Wife would probably just love those.

So anywho.... you guy's all know me!

I walked right over and said :


HERRO !!!

As you can see, Dr. Bammer is struggling with his own Demons too kids!

;)

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Off now for a much needed long weekend with the love of my life. Peb's is joining me in Oswego N.Y. for a reunion of drivers and fans from the good old days of my youth. Neither Uncle Bob or Barney are going to be able to make it this year, so I'm heading down to represent the Canadian contingent on their behalf. Damn proud to do so too!

Oswego just happens to be home of the Supermodifieds. I grew up hanging around down there and recently found out that an old buddy will be racing this weekend as well. Here's a little snippet of Chris making a couple of 12 second laps on the 5/8 mile track. And man does he make it look pretty damn easy!



That's why they are without a doubt, the fastest short track cars in the world.

My sincerest thanks for dropping by....