Frantic Friday: The Random Thoughts Edition....(NSFW)

Things seem to have gotten all philosophical around here of late. Not that this is a bad thing at all, but the random thoughts generated by looking deep into ones own Psyche can be an obnoxious blend of the profound and idiotic. But hey after all, that pretty much sums this kid up right!

So this Frantic Friday I've decided to share with you my dear reader, a few of the random thoughts running through this kids squash.

I'll warn you in advance however, I did say "random." Like your dear Bammer in a brand new liquor store, this is going to be a little all over the place today kids.

Hang on, here we go!

Random thought #1:

Random thought #2:

It seems to me that for as long as there has been time, my favourite colour has always been

But I've recently found that I'd

Random thought #3:

If life really is all about the balance, I think I'm going to be OK after all! Lord knows my hatred of

just has to be balanced out by my love for really hot

Random thought #4:

and life is a lot like a piano.

Random thought #5:

The important thing about promises is,

I have no idea where random thought #6 came from, but here it is just the same.

Random thought #7:

I read somewhere that recent studies

Random thought #8:

but remember kids,

And finally, random thought #9:

These Frantic Fridays have become an awful lot like

Well I guess that's it kids! Now you're all up to date on what's been going through my head lately. Pretty sad stuff huh?

I'm not sure what it's going to take to get me out of this funk. Hopefully however it won't take too long. Brudder CC's coming over shortly and taking me down to the beach. He said that he thinks getting me back together will be as simple as continuing my ultimate quest to find

Who knows, maybe he's right?

Can't hurt can it?


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Creating proper distraction....

It's been very, VERY dark around these parts of late. Not at all like the kid you've come to know and love!

What I really needed was to have a few good friends create a proper distraction, something to take my mind away from it all if you will.

Have I ever mentioned that this kid runs pretty good when it comes to the friends department? No! Well trust me, I DO!

The plan was pretty simple actually. A couple of friends would drop in after a ride.

As you can see friend #1 is here and oh look,

pal #2 showed up, to make it official. We now have a couple of friends at the cave. SWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEET!

Being the neanderthal that I am, I suggested we play a little game we like to call, "kill and eat" around these parts.

I'll spare you city folk the "kill" portion of the game because well, you ARE city folk after all right? Hopefully you can manage to get through the clean part of it.

Mmmmmm........ clean Pig!

Oh and remember those wild Turkey's that run around the cave here? One of them made it onto the 'barbie" as well!

That sure was going to be a delicious dinner! But hey! We still have a little time to kill here. What oh what else could we possibly do, to create a little distraction for our Bammer?

We have a few extra piggies running around, why not see if we can get them to help out a bit? HEY! What are they building over there?

Good little piggies!

A rather funny thing also happened along the way. The "couple" of friends seems to have turned into dozens. Um.... make that, dozens AND dozens! Did you know that I run like a god in the friends department? Well trust me, I do!

So now that the piggies have a place to play, what should we do about it? How about this? We'll identify each little piggy,

then we'll throw some paper in a hat with each ID code for every piggy.

Then we'll get the kids to draw a piece of paper out of the hat,

and if they can catch that little piggy,

NO, NO Chris! Not THAT little piggy! The other one!

Atta' boy!

We'll give them a special prize!

But what about the big kids? We <3 piggies too you know!

COOL! It's the big kids turn now.

Hey wait a minute, HE's not a piggy!

Oh I see.

There was a little confusion in the identifying process!

Oh well, minor mistakes like that will happen I guess.

And that dear reader is how we here in Bedrock, create a proper distraction when we need to get our minds off of a very sad little situation.

Did I mention the thing about running pretty good in the friends department? Oh, I did huh.


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