8/13/2008

Scotch don't last that long in Bedrock....

Just for my boys Bay and DonKaaa,
I offer up the new smash country hit……..

Scotch don’t last that long in Bedrock.
Sung to the tune of All My Ex’s, by the great George Straight.
(if you're not familiar with it, you can listen here)


Scotch don’t last that long in Bedrock.
But Bedrock is the place that you’d be finding me.
But Scotch don’t last that long in Bedrock.
And that's why I have some stashed away for me.

Glenfiddich of a 12yr. age; on a shelf outside the room,
Something clean, like a nice 18; get’s me howling at the moon,
And Claymore out from old Braymore; somehow I got for free,
And that Glen I’ve had since who knows when; somehow always gets to me.

Scotch don’t last that long in Bedrock.
But Bedrock is the place that you’d be finding me.
But Scotch don’t last that long in Bedrock.
And that's why I have some stashed away for me.

I remember that old Livet bottle, tucked behind the Gin.
And it brings to mind another kind, I’ve got hidin’ in a bin.
Like good old friends we know and love, I have a beer each night,
But I always head back to The Macallan, long before daylight.

Scotch don’t last that long in Bedrock.
But Bedrock is the place that you’d be finding me.
But Scotch don’t last that long in Bedrock.
And that's why I have some stashed away for me.

Some folks think I ran out,
It's been rumoured that I did,
But it’s all stashed away now just for me.

Cheers!

My sincerest thanks for dropping by….

5 comments:

Unknown said...

For some reason I'm thirsty now.

Cheers!

IT

DrChako said...

I got out my guitar for this one. Well played, sir.

-DrC

DonKaaa said...

Thanks Bam !!!
Now I can't get the song out of my head.LOL

muhctim said...

Nice touch sir! And who said scotch can make you stoopid?? . . .oh yeah, it was the people who watched what it did to me. haha.

Baywolfe said...

You are truly a sick, sick man...