3/03/2010

No Mastodon weekend....

Occasionally life just gets in the way of all the fun you had planned. Things that are out of your control take over, making it impossible to follow through with a great time down in the south. Something happens that ruins all the excitement you've held in your heart, knowing what a blast it was going to be at the second Mastodon weekend.

Knowing that you'll have to miss out on the big game Friday and not be able to sling chips, drunken slur curses across the table, or just sit around and spend the quality time you'd planned to with good friends, eats at you from within. The thought that you'll have to pass on the drunken Frolf/Golf and G-Vegas World tour on Saturday, creates an unrepairable hole in the very fibre of your being. A void that will stay with you for the rest of your life.

Like I said, occasionally life just gets in the way and what rips at your heart so badly is, you know that there's not one damn thing you can do about it!

Of course, none of that applies to me. I WILL be at Mastodon weekend and I WILL be slurring in my best possible drunkenese over the entire time. After all what kind of a Mastodon weekend would it be, without a prehistoric kid and his lovely Wife? Oh I'll be there, I will most definitely be there. They went and built it and we all know how that ends, I will come!

But for those of you in that crappy situation I was describing earlier, may I recommend the following.



It sounds like fun too!

Mastodons, here I come!
To the rest of you, we'll see you on the other side

My sincerest thanks for dropping by....

10 comments:

StB said...

Well done. And I was beginning to feel sorry for ya.

Drizztdj said...

This time I'm buying you and the doc a proper scotch.

That's the last time I leave a Vegas bartender to the task.

See ya tomorrow :)

DrChako said...

You bastard! I was going to force my pilot to detour to Canada to pick up your ass.

See you soon. Be safe on the road.

-Drc

And Drizz, we'll gladly take you up on that scotch.

BadBlood said...

For a second, I thought it did apply to you. Phew.

BWoP said...

Safe travels hon.

See you sooooooooon!

Wolfshead said...

You and the Black Widow.m I may just have to hop in the car tomorrow nught

Katitude said...

Hey Doc, is it too late to get the pilot to detour and pickup MY ass?

The Wife said...

I hate that i'm missing it . . . and YOU!!!!

OhCaptain said...

Sigh. Have fun.

Bayne_S said...

Where are the Friday NSFW pictures?????